Memorialized Social Media Account Gifts

"I still maintain an online presence."

"He was a very good boy."

Michael Jackson

Ice shelfie.

Pet Cemetery.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Forget what?'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

tRUMp, Pirate President

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

Veterans Day '20

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Follow me on Twitter...

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

'He never listened to his mother!'

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

Too Many Genocides

If Other Nations Mourned Like the U.S.

I know they told me not to bark

You are not forgotten!

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

"We prefer to remember him the way he was, before he passed the bar."

Dog Statue

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors