Mobile Innovator Gifts

'The check is in the email attachment.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Evolution.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

'She posted her first blog today.'

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

Cloud Computing.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

The power of the brain

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

My First Bitcoin.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Dog Walker