Mobile Innovation Gifts

"Sorry we're letting you go, Jones. Who knew my new phone would have an App for what you do."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Digital Fomo!

"Textin’"

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

Technology and literature

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

Phone Mittens

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

Jim Balsillie orders dessert...

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."