Mobile Technology Gifts

'That was a very interesting cell phone conversation. Thanks for sharing it with me.'

'I keep thinking this is going to be the app that changes everything for me.'

Aaaah! I have stupidly been driving while txting you and lost control...

'I'm sorry my social needs are changing & I need to upgrade.'

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

"I don't have time for a TV dinner. I'll just grab a cell phone snack!"

"My ringtone sounds like snoring, so I can keep my phone on during these meetings."

When Jews put their phones on silent

"These days I feel half naked without some electronic device stuck in my ear."

"Do you believe in free speech?"

"Couldn't Pinocchio get a phone signal after he was swallowed by the whale?"

"This iWallet is awesome. It downloads directly to Apple's coffers."

"I forgot to switch off data roaming."

Midtown Park - Smoking, Cell Phones, Dog Walking.

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

Technology and literature

Dead spots

"But the good news is I'm stuck on a cell tower, so I have a great signal for a change."

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

'No - I'm not on the tube, I'm in a tube.'

When your cat has learned to use the phone...

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Single Cell Phones: 'I can't hear you, you're breaking up...'

Mad Cow Revolution

Large Mobile Phone

'Hi! I'm on the cactus!'

'The big one will hang in a hotel lobby. The little one is for a mobile phone app.'

'Sure, I still have my cell phone, but any calls from here will have roving charges.'

Wanderer Dropping Phone above the Sea of Fog

Another humdrum morning. Grind beans, make coffee, clean up coffee … wipe down counter … find cellphone left by some distracted customer, put in lost and found … have extraordinary revelation. My ship has come in! House of Java.net Cybercafe. Stay tuned …

If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be? I'd totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body. That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000. Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he's concerned about his mortality. You answer should have been nothing. That alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy. I think I'd rather wait for the 7000-S. Stop it.

"I’ve finally caught up on all the reels you’ve sent me."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'