Mobile Technology Pillows

'That was a very interesting cell phone conversation. Thanks for sharing it with me.'

'I keep thinking this is going to be the app that changes everything for me.'

'I'm sorry my social needs are changing & I need to upgrade.'

"I don't have time for a TV dinner. I'll just grab a cell phone snack!"

"My ringtone sounds like snoring, so I can keep my phone on during these meetings."

When Jews put their phones on silent

"These days I feel half naked without some electronic device stuck in my ear."

"Do you believe in free speech?"

"Couldn't Pinocchio get a phone signal after he was swallowed by the whale?"

"This iWallet is awesome. It downloads directly to Apple's coffers."

"I forgot to switch off data roaming."

Midtown Park - Smoking, Cell Phones, Dog Walking.

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

Technology and literature

Dead spots

"But the good news is I'm stuck on a cell tower, so I have a great signal for a change."

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

'No - I'm not on the tube, I'm in a tube.'

When your cat has learned to use the phone...

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Mad Cow Revolution

Large Mobile Phone

'Hi! I'm on the cactus!'

'Sure, I still have my cell phone, but any calls from here will have roving charges.'

Wanderer Dropping Phone above the Sea of Fog

"I’ve finally caught up on all the reels you’ve sent me."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"