Memorial Planning Pillows

Fish Memorial

"He was a very good boy."

Michael Jackson

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Forget what?'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Halo Frisbee.

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Veterans Day '20

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

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'He never listened to his mother!'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

'While I'm here, what are your favourite hymns?'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

You are not forgotten!

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

If Other Nations Mourned Like the U.S.

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

"What if you go under before I need to?"