Monument Artisan Gifts

'They weren't close then?'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Lovely dovetail."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Internet Cafe.

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

Luthier

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

About the potter.

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Pottery Slam

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

"They have a wonderful author-editor relationship."

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

Artisanal Pottery

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

'I ran into a whittler.'

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

"Kip paints caves."