Monument Artisan Pillows

'They weren't close then?'

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Internet Cafe.

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

Luthier

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

About the potter.

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

Pottery Slam

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

"They have a wonderful author-editor relationship."

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

'I ran into a whittler.'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

Artisanal Pottery

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"Kip paints caves."