'They weren't close then?'
Monument Artisan T-Shirts
Ward off the workday blues with t-shirts that speak to the monument artisan's craft. Witty and stylish, they celebrate dedication and skill in every thread.
Shoe Shine/Lace Tie
"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."
'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'
"Lovely dovetail."
Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.
"Take the off this minute, young lady."
From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor
Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.
'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'
Internet Cafe.
Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.
Luthier
Lemon centerpieces: $50 each
About the potter.
From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor
"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."
"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."
"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."
Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.
Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...
Pottery Slam
"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."
"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."
"They have a wonderful author-editor relationship."
Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.
'I ran into a whittler.'
"I see you've got a new cheese counter."
Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple
"I love it....but lose the bodies"
Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer
Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!
Artisanal Pottery
Gentrification of the Fridge.
"Kip paints caves."
Monument Artisan T-Shirts Collection
Monument Artisan Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate monument artisans with witty and heartfelt designs, perfect for daily inspiration and coffee breaks.
Monument Artisan Pillows
Discover pillows that add personality and comfort to any space, featuring designs that tribute the monument artisan’s dedication.
Monument Artisan Prints
Decorate with prints that showcase their craft and passion, making any space a tribute to monument artistry.