Centerpiece Artisan Pillows

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Lovely dovetail."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

D.I.Y

Raphael

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Romantic Glass Blower

Luthier

About the potter.

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"How are we on bread?"

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Pottery Slam

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

'I ran into a whittler.'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Artisanal Pottery

Gentrification of the Fridge.

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

Cottage Industry