Centerpiece Artisan Pillows

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Lovely dovetail."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

D.I.Y

Raphael

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Romantic Glass Blower

"How are we on bread?"

Luthier

About the potter.

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Pottery Slam

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Artisanal Pottery

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

'I ran into a whittler.'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"Kip paints caves."

Cottage Industry