Exhibition Planner Gifts

Wait Here - Froze in a Block of Ice

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Party Animals.

Create some buzz!

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

A day at the races

Networking

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Canape?

A man washing a mascot costume

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

The Streets - Night

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

The Rise of Modern Art

A Woman Holding Canapes

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Trade Show Sherpas

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Pearly King and Queen

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Scottish party