Exhibits Gifts

"You can say what you like about his work but it sells."

"Walter, will you please step away from that sign?"

Monet. Do they have paintings by other artists? Of course, Monet isn't everything!

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

'He must be the Avant-Guard.'

Mahout skeleton in the museum of natural history.

Slant On Art

Art gallery: 'I think it's lovely.'

'I like it.'

Gallery of Contemporary Art: Last Chance For A Laugh

Party Animals.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Candle Portraits.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Cats at private view

Trade Show Sherpas

Children's Art Show.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Creation of Red Wine

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Escher exhibition first floor

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Private Viewing

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.