Exhibition Gifts

'I hate to say it - but, my cat could do better.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

At the Academy.

Boy and horse rider

Blockbuster Art Show.

Art gallery - way out / not so way out.

'Only a pretentious fool would call this art!' 'I like it.'

Flower shows and weed shows.

'Then he had a near death experience...'

"Ignore him George, the man is a complete Philistine."

Private View

"I think it would look nicer in red."

"Have you noticed how the eyes seem to follow you round the room?"

Party Animals.

"Well....I could've done this!"

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Candle Portraits.

"Privates Beach"

It's a call from Tate modern.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Painting taking root...

Cats at private view

Picasso: The Early Years

Trade Show Sherpas

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Children's Art Show.

The Rise of Modern Art

Creation of Red Wine

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Private Viewing