Exhibition Attending Gifts

'I really admire his work.'

Party Animals.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Children's Art Show.

Cats at private view

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Escher exhibition first floor

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Art Gallery.

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Private Viewing

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

Modern Portrait Gallery

"I could do that."

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

In the art gallery

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Artist Retrospective.

At the gallery of Fine Art.

Cat art exhibition.

"I get my best ideas in the shower."

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'