Exhibition Attending Gifts

'I really admire his work.'

Party Animals.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Cats at private view

Children's Art Show.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Art Gallery.

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Private Viewing

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

Modern Portrait Gallery

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

In the art gallery

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

"I could do that."

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Artist Retrospective.

"I get my best ideas in the shower."

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

"But is it art?"

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.