Exhibition Enthusiast Gifts

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

Academy Pencillings.

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

Culture Vulture

Gallery building with Various Artists banner.

Uncle Tom

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Party Animals.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

The Rise of Modern Art

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Trade Show Sherpas

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"It's a great work!"

Please do not touch the art. Please touch the artist.

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Tilted painting

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

"Yes, but is it art?"

Black Hole Exhibit

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"I think it would look nicer in red."

"I hope no one's noticed, but I am totally phoning it in today."

"See here how his later work shows focus and sense of direction..."

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

Flower shows and weed shows.