Exhibitionist Gifts

"I'm sorry I can't do it tonight. The powers off"

Party Animals.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Privates Beach"

Trade Show Sherpas

The Rise of Modern Art

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"It's a great work!"

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

"Who's the artist?"

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

Tilted painting

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Black Hole Exhibit

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.

"I think it would look nicer in red."

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

"Too much?"

' Isn't it great the way the eyes follow you around the room?'

'Get real Dot Com'

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

'Take me to your David Bowie exhibition.'

'Notice the fluidity of line and the outstanding potential for asset appreciation.'

New acquisition at the museum of tiny pots.

Cats in an art gallery looking at pictures of mouseholes.