Exhibitionism Gifts

"Privates Beach"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Party Animals.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Rise of Modern Art

Children's Art Show.

Cats at private view

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Trade Show Sherpas

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"Feel better, dear?"

Escher exhibition first floor

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

Private Viewing

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

Modern Portrait Gallery

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

In the art gallery

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"