Exhibitionism Pillows

"Privates Beach"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Party Animals.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Children's Art Show.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Trade Show Sherpas

Cats at private view

The Rise of Modern Art

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Feel better, dear?"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Private Viewing

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Modern Portrait Gallery

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

In the art gallery