Exhibition Fanatic Pillows

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XVI. - The North-American lodgers in 1851.

Glastonbury. After.

Mardi Gras

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Southwark Fair.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Welsh Dragon

'I love rock festivals!'

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Lithium Fair

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Aubrey Beardsley

Rock & Roll

'I told Orpheus not to do the music festival.'

"You're supposed to buy your alcohol here, not bring it with you!"