Exhibition Goer Pillows

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIX.

Larry's used art

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Party Animals.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Trade Show Sherpas

Children's Art Show.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Cats at private view

The Rise of Modern Art

Rodin's Browser

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

I painted them all from memory.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

I love Museum Shops

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'