Exhibit Enthusiast Gifts

"It's an honest piece"

Black Hole Exhibit

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"They're so realistic."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Party Animals.

Trade Show Sherpas

The Rise of Modern Art

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"It's a great work!"

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

'Mummy' clocking into to work

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

Haunted museum

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

'It occurs every fall, sir.'

'Let's make this one the biggest one ever.'

' Isn't it great the way the eyes follow you around the room?'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”