Exhibiting Gifts

'Notice the fluidity of line and the outstanding potential for asset appreciation.'

Party Animals.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Well....I could've done this!"

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Candle Portraits.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Children's Art Show.

Trade Show Sherpas

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Cats at private view

Creation of Red Wine

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Escher exhibition first floor

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

Private Viewing

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

Modern Portrait Gallery

In the art gallery

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...