Exhibiting Pillows

'Notice the fluidity of line and the outstanding potential for asset appreciation.'

Party Animals.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Candle Portraits.

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Children's Art Show.

Trade Show Sherpas

Cats at private view

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Creation of Red Wine

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

Private Viewing

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

In the art gallery

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

Modern Portrait Gallery

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats