Preparing For Exhibition Pillows

Artist's methods of guarding his paintings

Party Animals.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Children's Art Show.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Cats at private view

Trade Show Sherpas

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

Private Viewing

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

Modern Portrait Gallery

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

In the art gallery

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Artist Retrospective.

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

"I get my best ideas in the shower."

"But is it art?"