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"You can say what you like about his work but it sells."

"Walter, will you please step away from that sign?"

'He must be the Avant-Guard.'

Mahout skeleton in the museum of natural history.

Slant On Art

Art gallery: 'I think it's lovely.'

'I like it.'

Gallery of Contemporary Art: Last Chance For A Laugh

Party Animals.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Candle Portraits.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Trade Show Sherpas

Cats at private view

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Children's Art Show.

Creation of Red Wine

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Private Viewing

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.