Contemporary Exhibitions Gifts

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Party Animals.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

The Selfie

Wagging Dog

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Candle Portraits.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

It's a call from Tate modern.

Painting taking root...

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Cats at private view

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Children's Art Show.

Picasso: The Early Years

Creation of Red Wine

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

"He's an abstract artist."

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Private Viewing

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."