Contemporary Exhibitions Gifts

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Party Animals.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Well....I could've done this!"

Painting taking root...

Candle Portraits.

Wagging Dog

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

The Selfie

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

It's a call from Tate modern.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Picasso: The Early Years

Children's Art Show.

Cats at private view

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Creation of Red Wine

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Escher exhibition first floor

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"He's an abstract artist."

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Private Viewing

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

'It's my main decorating motif.'