Tradeshow Organizer Gifts

Trade Show Sherpas

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Face painting.

Face painting by numbers.

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Extra Long-jump

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

Tombola Winner

For Sale: Red Arrow

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

The Dark Side of the Lone Ranger

'This is the best I could come up with.'

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

Olympic Bar