Tradeshow Organizer Gifts

Trade Show Sherpas

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Face painting.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Face painting by numbers.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Extra Long-jump

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

Prize vegetables with rude names.

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

"Fritz, you dropped the ball again, this year! You realize what this means...."

Gay pride parade, St. Patricks Day float that 'Started it All - Irish Village People'

For Sale: Red Arrow

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

Tombola Winner

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

'It will be a big wedding, I invited all 2679 of my facebook friends,'

Olympic Bar

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

"The first prize goes to WIlbur Van Zick who slept with nine out ten members of the jury. The second prize with eight members goes to..."