Trade Shows Gifts

'This tasted a lot better at the trade show, Sammy.'

Trade Show Sherpas

'Get real Dot Com'

Face painting.

Party Animals.

Southwark Fair.

The Style of Elements

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Tension filled the tent.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Face painting by numbers.

"What old school? This is my life."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Children's Art Show.

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Cat Show

Cats at private view

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Funnel of Love

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Face Painting.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Succession 2

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Escher exhibition first floor