Trade Show Traveler Gifts

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss your exhibit?"

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Trade Show Sherpas

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

A white collar cow.

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Airline Mergers.

'Anything to declare?'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Jerry's dancing dogs

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

Swiss Army Briefcase.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'