Trade Show Traveler Gifts

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss your exhibit?"

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Trade Show Sherpas

Vaccination Passport

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

A white collar cow.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Airline Mergers.

'Anything to declare?'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Jerry's dancing dogs

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

Swiss Army Briefcase.

'Father maybe gone some time.'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Commuter doing some gardening on the train