Home Exhibition Organizer T-Shirts

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Let's get organized

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Fittd shēt

Trade Show Sherpas

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Ironing day.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Dust Bunny

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

His and Hers Garage

'Mummy' clocking into to work

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

Carpet Cleaner.

Untidy bedroom

Museum. Celtic smiths were the first to add iron rims to chariot wheels. They should have called them "ferrous wheels"!

"Who's the artist?"

Irons In The Fire

Black Hole Exhibit

Spring cleaning.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace