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Woman asks guests: Before you sit down, would you like the grand tour?'

Party Animals.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Trade Show Sherpas

Children's Art Show.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Cats at private view

The Rise of Modern Art

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Private Viewing

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

"It's a great work!"

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

In the art gallery

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

Modern Portrait Gallery