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Woman asks guests: Before you sit down, would you like the grand tour?'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Party Animals.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Rise of Modern Art

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Trade Show Sherpas

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Children's Art Show.

Cats at private view

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

National Museum of Refrigerator Art.

Escher exhibition first floor

Private Viewing

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

Modern Portrait Gallery

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

"It's a great work!"

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"