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On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

The Style of Elements

Maude loved doggy fashion.

Fashion world.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Sloaney Pony.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Demure lady with gloves

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Teenagers!'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

The adoration of the gels.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Tut and Carmen.

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Sir Winston Churchill

Handbag store - "Perfect."

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)