Fashion Show Participation T-Shirts

'It's very sexy nowadays.'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

The Style of Elements

Haute Suture

"This is daring, but I like it."

"It's a mobile."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Kensington Fluffies

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Easter Bonnet

Doorway for Hats at Ascot

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

What do you think of the Roman toga?

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'My doctor told me these new Botox injections could be harmful.'

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

Fashion world.

'We have to talk.'

'Don't remove the tag. I want everyone to see when I'm finally wearing an expensive dress.'

Become a 'paranormal' investigator...

"Guess where my Guccis took me today."

"Well...there goes our hempline!"

A woman in a red catsuit

Snake fashion shows.

Maude loved doggy fashion.

Catwalk catastrophe at New York Fashion Week.

'Now don't you dare get drunk before the performance! We've waiting six months to see this show!'

"I think it suits me - as designer dogs go."

'Say you're sorry and promise to give him a rossette.

'Congratulations! You've been selected for 'Total Desert Island Make-over'!'

Fashion Show Directions

'Who's going to tell her fascinators are banned?'

"Are we on speaking or nodding terms with Mrs Ponsonby since her hat beat yours for first prize?"