Joining A Fashion Show T-Shirts

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

The Style of Elements

Haute Suture

"This is daring, but I like it."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Kensington Fluffies

'I'm a star!'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Toenail clipping missile.

Hollywood producer.

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

"Er. . . anything else?"

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

TV stage door

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"Fashion Week"

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Bette Midler

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

"I've seen your latest project and I must say, it really stinks. I mean, it is utterly putrid. It totally reeks."

The Phyllis Diller Collection

"You fit in. You just don't match."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Stage producer.

No Talent Agency

Easter Bonnet

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'