Attending A Fashion Week T-Shirts

"Guess where my Guccis took me today."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

The Style of Elements

"This is daring, but I like it."

Haute Suture

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

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On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Easter Bonnet

"You fit in. You just don't match."

The Phyllis Diller Collection

'It's very sexy nowadays.'

Hit a duck, win a prize.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

Doorway for Hats at Ascot

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

London Fashion Week.

What do you think of the Roman toga?

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

Ladies not wearing crinolines at a party

Fashion world.

'We have to talk.'

'Don't remove the tag. I want everyone to see when I'm finally wearing an expensive dress.'

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

Homemade Jam.

A woman in a red catsuit

Snake fashion shows.

'Excuse me, Officer, can you show me the way to London Fashion Week.'

"Well...there goes our hempline!"

'When she said that she had 'Just thrown something on' she obviously very nearly missed!'

Festival Goer!