Attending A Fashion Week Pillows

"Guess where my Guccis took me today."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

The Style of Elements

"This is daring, but I like it."

Haute Suture

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

tnl of lv

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

"You fit in. You just don't match."

Easter Bonnet

The Phyllis Diller Collection

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

'It's very sexy nowadays.'

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

Hit a duck, win a prize.

Doorway for Hats at Ascot

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

London Fashion Week.

Face Painting.

What do you think of the Roman toga?

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

Ladies not wearing crinolines at a party

'Don't remove the tag. I want everyone to see when I'm finally wearing an expensive dress.'

Fashion world.

'We have to talk.'

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

Homemade Jam.

'When she said that she had 'Just thrown something on' she obviously very nearly missed!'

'The shame of that Garbo woman-wearing MY dress!'

A woman in a red catsuit

Snake fashion shows.

"Well...there goes our hempline!"