London Fashion Week Pillows

'Excuse me, Officer, can you show me the way to London Fashion Week.'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

The Style of Elements

"This is daring, but I like it."

Haute Suture

Daughters on the beach

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Easter Bonnet

"You fit in. You just don't match."

'It's very sexy nowadays.'

Doorway for Hats at Ascot

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

London Fashion Week.

What do you think of the Roman toga?

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

Ladies not wearing crinolines at a party

Fashion world.

'Don't remove the tag. I want everyone to see when I'm finally wearing an expensive dress.'

'We have to talk.'

Snake fashion shows.

A woman in a red catsuit

'When she said that she had 'Just thrown something on' she obviously very nearly missed!'

"Well...there goes our hempline!"

"Guess where my Guccis took me today."

'The shame of that Garbo woman-wearing MY dress!'

Festival Goer!

Maude loved doggy fashion.

Pick Pocketing was so popular in London that it was included in the Baton relay.

Burkini Controversy