Fashion Show Pillows

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

What do you think of the Roman toga?

'Who's going to tell her fascinators are banned?'

'We have to talk.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sloaney Pony.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Demure lady with gloves

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'Teenagers!'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

Tut and Carmen.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

The adoration of the gels.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Sir Winston Churchill

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Bad fake tan day.