Joining A Fashion Show Gifts

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

The Style of Elements

"This is daring, but I like it."

Haute Suture

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Kensington Fluffies

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Hollywood producer.

'I'm a star!'

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

Toenail clipping missile.

TV stage door

"Er. . . anything else?"

"Fashion Week"

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

Easter Bonnet

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Stage producer.

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

No Talent Agency

"You fit in. You just don't match."

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'