Fashion Show Invitation Gifts

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

The Style of Elements

Haute Suture

"This is daring, but I like it."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Kensington Fluffies

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

The Phyllis Diller Collection

"You fit in. You just don't match."

Easter Bonnet

"And—good news—it's black tie."

Onion Costume

'It's very sexy nowadays.'

Doorway for Hats at Ascot

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

'Come to our microbrew party. It's B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Brewery.'

London Fashion Week.

What do you think of the Roman toga?

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

Ladies not wearing crinolines at a party

'Don't remove the tag. I want everyone to see when I'm finally wearing an expensive dress.'

Fashion world.

Nerd night at the club.

'We have to talk.'

'The shame of that Garbo woman-wearing MY dress!'

'When she said that she had 'Just thrown something on' she obviously very nearly missed!'

Rachel Hilbert caricature

"Guess where my Guccis took me today."

A woman in a red catsuit

Snake fashion shows.

"Well...there goes our hempline!"

Festival Goer!