Fashion Show Invitation Gifts

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

The Style of Elements

Haute Suture

"This is daring, but I like it."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Kensington Fluffies

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"And—good news—it's black tie."

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Easter Bonnet

"You fit in. You just don't match."

'It's very sexy nowadays.'

Onion Costume

Doorway for Hats at Ascot

London Fashion Week.

'Come to our microbrew party. It's B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Brewery.'

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

What do you think of the Roman toga?

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

Ladies not wearing crinolines at a party

'We have to talk.'

Nerd night at the club.

'Don't remove the tag. I want everyone to see when I'm finally wearing an expensive dress.'

Fashion world.

'The shame of that Garbo woman-wearing MY dress!'

"Well...there goes our hempline!"

"Guess where my Guccis took me today."

'When she said that she had 'Just thrown something on' she obviously very nearly missed!'

Snake fashion shows.

A woman in a red catsuit

Festival Goer!

Maude loved doggy fashion.