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Doorway for Hats at Ascot

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Demure lady with gloves

Sloaney Pony.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Teenagers!'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

The adoration of the gels.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Tut and Carmen.

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Sir Winston Churchill

Wine Lady

'Thank-you God.'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Handbag store - "Perfect."