Fashion Spectacle Gifts

"I think it suits me - as designer dogs go."

The Style of Elements

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

The circus diver.

'No cheating'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

And the die is cast!

Easter Bonnet

The public was right

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

Football fan

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

Matador.

'It's very sexy nowadays.'

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

To appease the fans, major-league umpires are now required to take eye exams during the seventh inning stretch.

'Doctor, your glasses!'

Doorway for Hats at Ascot

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

What do you think of the Roman toga?

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

'Crud I forgot my glasses.'

'We have to talk.'

Fashion world.

'Heads.'