Performance Spectacle Gifts

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Extreme miming"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Snowprov

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Senta jumps into the sea

"Bravo!"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Primitive magician

'He's maturing early.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Orchestra conductor

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Juggler and Illusionist

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

The circus diver.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."