Performance Spectacle Gifts

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Snowprov

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Extreme miming"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'He's maturing early.'

"I, TikTok."

"Bravo!"

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Senta jumps into the sea

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Primitive magician

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

Orchestra conductor

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Juggler and Illusionist

"Charming, absolutely charming."

George Michael

The circus diver.

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."