Spectacle Gifts

The circus diver.

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Trappist talk show.

'No cheating'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

And the die is cast!

Can't read 'SLOW'.

The public was right

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

Matador.

To appease the fans, major-league umpires are now required to take eye exams during the seventh inning stretch.

'Doctor, your glasses!'

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

The Kink and I

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Man with two pairs of glasses.

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

Contacts vs. Glasses

Magnifying glass on Oculist's sign.

'Crud I forgot my glasses.'

'Heads.'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.