Spectacle Sensation Gifts

"So how to you know I'm an optician?"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Anna Calvi

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Wolf Karaoke

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

The First Fire Stick

Karataoke

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

The circus diver.

The latest in Eyewear.

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

'No cheating'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

Ventriloquist Audition

Casting Director

Footballer playing for time

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

Amy Winehouse

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

The public was right

Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! She was great! I hear she's so sought-after by musical theater productions that she can make them work around her schedule! So in other words, "Operettas are standing by!"

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

Barihunk

Matador.

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'