Spectacles Gifts

'No cheating'

The Happy Family - Viewing the Menagerie

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

Sale. Everything Must Go.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'Men tell me that without my glasses, I'm incredible!' 'Without my glasses, you are ...incredible!'

Matador.

Sunnuva...

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

The public was right

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I AM at my usual position."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Beer Order

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

The circus diver.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

Trappist talk show.

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'