Spectacle Spectacle Gifts

Prescription windshield

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

The circus diver.

Trappist talk show.

'No cheating'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

The public was right

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

Football fan

And the die is cast!

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

Matador.

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

'Doctor, your glasses!'

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

The Kink and I

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

'Crud I forgot my glasses.'

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

'Heads.'

Book worm.

Sale. Everything Must Go.

Extreme Sound Engineering

'That's better. The spots are much clearer.'

'My grades at school have improved dramatically now that I'm wearing glasses...'

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'