Spectacle Spectacle Mugs

Prescription windshield

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

The circus diver.

Trappist talk show.

'No cheating'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

The public was right

And the die is cast!

Football fan

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

Matador.

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

To appease the fans, major-league umpires are now required to take eye exams during the seventh inning stretch.

'Doctor, your glasses!'

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

The Kink and I

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

'Heads.'

'Crud I forgot my glasses.'

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

Book worm.

Sale. Everything Must Go.

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

'That's better. The spots are much clearer.'

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. A super sexy all-male revue. Our first performer is a legend – the hunkiest he-man in the Americas. So give it up for … oh my … It can't be … Senor Stud! Pop!

'My grades at school have improved dramatically now that I'm wearing glasses...'

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