Spectacle Stylish Gifts

Book worm.

Optician.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

The circus diver.

'No cheating'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

The public was right

Can't read 'SLOW'.

Easter Bonnet

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

Matador.

'The spots are much clearer.'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

'Doctor, your glasses!'

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

'He left me five minutes after he got his new National Health glasses.'

Checking new spectacles.

"The side lenses will help you maintain visual acuity when looking askance."

A woman in glasses

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

'Heads.'

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

"What a lovely portrait!"

'Make sure they fit straight'

'Crud I forgot my glasses.'